the-real-numbers:

anais-ninja-bitch:

the-real-numbers:

Why does this read like an insult

wouldn’t you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

ruinedchildhood:

fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

whyhellodelilah:

really want to go sit in the middle of nature and not think for a while

littlebirdofprey:

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

helpmemysisterisafreak:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

asbestosgirlfriend:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

moonsugardaddy:

jizzfrosti:

tripropellant:

chadzia-deactivated20180101:

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

Tracer:Alright everyone, lets show em what we’re made of

His Holiness Father Stelios:

ticktoast:

ticktoast:

i don’t trust people who put pills in their mouth BEFORE the water

you really can’t trust anybody these days……..

titkoks-old:

trupowieszcz:

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

slimeel:

It’s good. Loved it as a kid but hadn’t followed the series in a long, long time.

Here, have my fave starter mon

grizzlyadventures:

thepleasuregoblin:

go ahead

take a stroll

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

ren-of-rationality:

soybean-sam1894:

t3trahedron:

sinesalvatorem:

mlgspacememe:

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

stasi-informant-deactivated2021: